Hey guys, been a while  I posted anything here… Well, lets say I’ve been serving my country.
So for today’s post, we’re going to church!!! So get your Rev. Run’s voice pack and chant with me as I take you on a parody of Psalm 136.
Oya let’s go!
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Oh, give thanks to the Lord, for He is good!
    For His mercy endures forever.
Who saw Jonathan increase fuel from N65 to N95 but didn’t let us die from suffering;
    For His mercy endures forever.
To Him who saw a league match end 69 – 0 and held his peace
    For His mercy endures forever
To Him who by wisdom made Patience Jonathan a First Lady… And forgot to include her English software pack
    For His mercy endures forever;
To Him who laid out the earth in all it’s splendour and put Ahmed Yerima, Mazi Oracle, boko haram and  Asari Dokubo in Nigeria.
    For His mercy endures forever;
To Him who made great lights, but made PHCN a den of darkness
    For His mercy endures forever—
The sun to rule by day, area boys boys to rule by night.
    For His mercy endures forever;
The moon and stars to rule by night, and Chidi Lloyd to rule by dawn
    For His mercy endures forever.
To Him who made Denrele a man
    For His mercy endures forever;
And watch him say he’s feminine
    For His mercy endures forever;
With a strong hand, he made all things in his own image
    For His mercy endures forever;
And left us wondering if Bancé was made in his image
    For His mercy endures forever;
To him who endowed Nigeria with crude oil
For His mercy endures forever;
But keeps watching as we import petrol, diesel and Kerosene
    For His mercy endures forever;
To Him who let Arsenal bid for Gonzalo Higuain
    For His mercy endures forever;
But let them watch as Napoli signed him up and unveiled him
    For His mercy endures forever;
He who knew Jonathan had no shoes when he was growing up
    For His mercy endures forever—
And made him president so he could take our shoes
    For His mercy endures forever;
To him who made Farouk Lawan to be caught taking bribe
    For His mercy endures forever—
And watched as Farouk was left off the hook.
    For His mercy endures forever;
The God who brought Nelson Mandela from prison after 27 years
    For His mercy endures forever.
And also took Obasanjo from prison to president.
    For His mercy endures forever;
And rescued Al Mufasa from prison even after he had been sentenced to death
    For His mercy endures forever.
He who made Sir Alex Ferguson win 13 premier league titles and replaced him with David Moyes
    For His mercy endures forever
But will not allow United become the new laughing stock of the English Premiership
    For His mercy endures forever
– @DJNIRO84
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